J Cosmo Newbery

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There used to be a quiz show, the catch cry was 'The money or the box?'. J Cosmo Newbery ignores the money and goes for the box.

This saga is reaching a point where it desperately needs a conclusion. I can see a newspaper article about the sad demise of Mr Newbery in the not too distant future...

My Dear Mrs Esther,

How are you today?

I am packed and ready, waiting for the taxi to take me to the airport.

I look forward to seeing you on Wednesday.

Please rest assured I do not expect you to have sex with me.

Well, certainly not on the first night anyway, that would be most improper. After that we can play it as it comes. You strike me as a most forceful woman so I image you prefer to be on top. That's perfectly fine with me. Actually, I quite like a dominating woman. Do you have a whip?

If not, please ask Mr Opong if I you borrow one. Spurs too.

This is going to be a holiday to remember!

The taxi's here, must fly!

Very best wishes,


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