J Cosmo Newbery

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J Cosmo pursues the vaccine sale:


Dear Sir,

After too many trials and tribulations to bother you with I am getting closer to sealing the deal regarding the vaccine.

The supplier has been rather slow in coming forward with the information I require.

Notably he is yet to produce a certificate of analysis for the product.

Do you still require this?

He makes various statements about the quality of his product but has yet to back it up with a report from an accredited laboratory.

Yours sincerely,

J. Cosmo Newbery.


There appears to have been a misunderstanding:

DEAR SIR,

WE ONLY REQUESTED FOR YOUR VACCINE COMPOSITION AND NOT YOUR VACCINE CERTIFICATE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
KEN OPONG


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