An honourable discharge.
Dear Mrs Esther,
Thank you for your kind thoughts.
I will most certainly send the money tomorrow.
The Princess has been looking after me very well. It is not just her duties that she is discharging. I tell you, she has muscles that would crack a walnut. If these are the sort of domestic services that you referred to then she is doing a sterling job on your behalf.
Tonight she has promised to show me something called the Cobra.
Please hug your children for me.
Yours exhausted,
Cosmo.