J Cosmo Newbery

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An honourable discharge.

Dear Mrs Esther,

Thank you for your kind thoughts.

I will most certainly send the money tomorrow.

The Princess has been looking after me very well. It is not just her duties that she is discharging. I tell you, she has muscles that would crack a walnut. If these are the sort of domestic services that you referred to then she is doing a sterling job on your behalf.

Tonight she has promised to show me something called the Cobra.

Please hug your children for me.

Yours exhausted,


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