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Where J Cosmo Newbery drops a career in petrochemicals to trade in cattle vaccine.
(Thanks again to John Bamford for the original email and for technical information on vaccines and laws re exporting to Ghana.)
Finished. Last addition: November 5th., 2002.
- I gathered about your company in the line of my job.
- I must apologise must profusely.
- Dear Mr Cosmos.
- You cannot believe how happy I am...
- NEED 600 CARTONS
- The regulated price of $2,000 per carton
- The most lucrative is the pedigree Canteloupe
- Correct me if I am wrong but...
- For our mutual benefit and enjoyment.
- What gives you enjoyment, Mrs Esther?
- If the below request i am making from you will offend you,kindly forgive
- Good day to you and calvary greetings.
- I have suffered a lot.
- THEY ASKED ME ,WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SEE OUR UNCLE?
- Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
- We have the capabilities of making productions exceding the requested quantity
- I have just a couple of questions...
- I am somehow confused.
- I will take proper care to find the real recipe of ghana origin.
- How do I tell you this?
- Surely,God has really demostrated whom He is in this
- Till i hear from you, it's me
- Frankly speaking,I am being badly disappointed.
- He is a goodly man, Mrs Esther, please be judging him accordingly.
- He was being most bravely tolerant of his misfortunes.
- There are a couple of minor points I would like clarified...
- That most admirable lady, Princess Tikka...
- They both absconded with my jewelries.
- Bringacanalong, an ancient festival commemorating mateship.
- I wish i am around to render to you few demostic
- Tonight she has promised to show me something called 'the Cobra'.
- Headline: Businessman arrested after debauched romp.
- After too many trials and tribulations to bother you with...
- I would prefer to have this confirmed by an accredited laboratory.
- WE HAVE DECIDED TO APPOINT YOU OUR SOLE SUPPLIER.
- You are a good Christian woman.
- A BOTTLE OF 500ML WILL BE ENOUGH.
- This priviledge was grossly abused.
- I am sure you will agree this is a prudent course of action.
- Have a nice weekend and God Bless!!.
- WE SHALL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
- It seems excessive in both size and financial impost.
- On my own stations we use "FOSTERSLAGER".
- I am arranging bring the vaccine with me.
- Please advise me of the most convenient time to visit ...
- We are indisposed to your arrangement.
- My dear i am suffering in silence.
- My children greets you and are anxious to see you.
- A SUSPECTED EPIDEMIC IN ONE OF OUR FARMS.
- We do not intend to jeopardise the cordial relationship between us.
- I will be on flight KL1701, travelling first class.
- Looking fairly cute.
- Although nice udders would be an advantage.
- YOU ARE VERY FUNNY A MAN!!!
- My arrival has been delayed by one (1) week.
- What were you going to do with the $240,000?
- This will save time and money...
- It will be a highlight, possibly even a climax, to my trip.
- I do not need satin (anything) from you.
- Would you prefer red or black?
- Please,do not let me down.
- I image you prefer to be on top.
- Do you want to come to the funeral?
- Go ahead and eat the ears of your so called Mr Cosmo.
- I am told that his death is as real as Dr Blore's vaccine.
- The Book of Psalms. Chapter 52. Verse 2. King James Version, please.