The first four stories date from the late 90's and were all fax correspondences. After that there was a lull until March 2002 and then...well, I don't know what happened but there was a veritable explosion of email correspondences.
The stories with the *** are reproduced in the book, Dancing with Thieves.
| Finished stories: |
Notices |
| 1. Murray Grey, wetsuit salesman and Church Minister. *** |
Received an offer that sounds really good?
Too good, perhaps?
Tempted to reply?
Apply the
SCAM TEST
first. |
| 2. Mavis Bramston, charity worker. |
| 3. Lady Juanita Kanobe-Vader, wife of Lord Vader. |
| 4. Rhonda Vu, harlot and John Smith, bigot. |
| 5. J Cosmo Newbery, plus a cameo from Minnie Bannister. |
| 6. J. Cosmo Newbery, with Charles No 2. |
| 7. The Perfect Porridge Company. |
| 8. J. Cosmo Newbery, with Charles No 1. |
| 9. Minnie Bannister, proprietor of "Trollops R Us". |
| 10. Kris Kringle plans his retirement to the tropics. *** |
| 11. Princess Tikka Masala, exiled ruler of the Channa Dahl. *** |
| 12. Friar Tuck, from the peppery order of Nasturtium Monks. |
| 13. Hans Gneesunt-Boompsadazi, German-Hungarian Gypsy. *** |
| 14. Clarke Kent, schizophrenic. |
| 15. Madame Yotta, clairvoyant. |
| 16. J Cosmo Newbery, Beef Burgher.
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| 17. Princess Tikka Masala finds a long lost relative. |
| 18. Don Quixote, on a quest of some adventure, and a little money. *** |
| 19. Clarke Kent - a man of (spring) steel. |
| 20. Steve "Thommo" Thompson - a regular sort of bloke. ***
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| 21. Sigmund Freud hangs out his shingle...and takes it down again. |
| 22. Felicity Primm - Part 1.
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| 23. Felicity Primm - Part 2. |
| 23a. Felicity Primm - Epilogue. |
| 24. Hu Flung Dung, Chinese Restaurateur. |
| 25. John Silver, mariner, retired. |
| 26. Isabella Baptista D'Oliviera, surprise packet. |
| 27. Venus de Milo offers to lend a hand. |
| 28. Rogan Josh, eunuch, has a ball. |
| 29. Gluteus Maximus, Senator.
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| 30. Gluteus Maximus, imperial Senator, has a second try... |
| 31. Henry Witherspoon, a harmless sort of chap. |
| 32. Nora Lendeby, spinster, meets up with as soon to be divorced Nigerian... |
| 33. Gen. Sir Wilberforce Harrington-Smythe (and friends). |
| 34. Friar Tuck, of St.Rumpet's Monastery and Orphanage. |
| 35. Daniel O'Flannigan, Breeder of Pedegree Shamrocks. |
| 36.John Silver, mariner, retired; second time around. |
| 37.Felicity Primm & Prince Kenneth - The Last Tango. |
| 38.Felicity Primm & Prince Kenneth - OK, THIS is the last one! I promise. |
39. The Devil goes West. |
| 40. The Red Baron flies again. |
| 41. Sherlock Holmes is on the case. |
