J Cosmo Newbery
To the ACCC, claiming God was negligent in the design of the human back
To the ACCC: Are women deceptively packaged?

Special Guest Segment: Tikka Masala
To The Prime Minister: Expressing some concern about body language.
To The Foreign Minister: Wondering why he was a lousy, rotten disgrace.
To George Walker Bush: Giving a assessment.