|8th Mar 2004||The advertisement said that the product was 100% taste. I wanted more.||View large|
Your advertisement for Tuna Lite says
'100% Taste" and then goes on to say "2% Fat'.
Curious maths, that.
And where in this mathematical muddle do I actually get some tuna for my money? If the product is 100% taste where is the solid stuff to sink my teeth into? Am I being sold some mystical smoke and mirrors tuna?
The whole thing is especially puzzling when you recognise that experience tells you that the 100% of the taste resides in the 2% fat.
What am I to make of that?
I tell you what, if your Tuna Lite is 100% taste and 0% substance I will buy it by letting you listen to my money rattle in my pocket. That's Payment Lite.
Is it a deal?
Yours, full flavoured,
J. Cosmo Newbery.