|8th Mar 2004||The advertisement asked what name was on everyone's lips.||View large|
Somehow I recently came across your advertisement. The one that has the plump, pink, pouting lips and says:
"the name on everyone's lips"
Presumably the name belongs to the owner of those lips.
Well, it has been a quiet Sunday and I decided to do a survey. I asked some folk whose name was on their lips. Here are the results:
No 2 Son: "Drew Barrymore" - he's having a bad testosterone day.
My wife: "Betty Witherspoon. Not only is she on my lips, she has been in my ear for 30 minutes."
No 3 Son: "Abraham Lincoln." It's school assignment season.
My Mum: "Elizabeth Arden?" A mother's joke.
My Dad: "My wife". This is the chicken reply of someone fearful of a thick lip.
No 3 son: Something that sounded like "needelnerdelnargel". He is in Rotterdam and any name on his lips will also belong to a beer.
The cat: Discrete silence.
Not the best result, all things considered.
So, tell me, whose name is it on everyone's lips?