October 5th., 2005. The British Airways advertisement offered to upgrade one leg if you bought a flight to London. What would you get for two flights? View large

Dear Sir,

Hope, they say, springs eternal.

The weekend papers had your advertisement that showed a couple of female legs, one a little bit more grrr than the other. The caption read:

Fly to London and get one leg upgraded.

My initial interest centred around what would happen to first class passengers? What is an upgrade for them? Perhaps you would bring London to them. More sober reflection brought me to a different area of interest:

If I send my wife to London twice, will she get both legs done?

And if she did a further three trips would you throw in the two arms and the body?

Yours economically,

J. Cosmo Newbery.